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A-choot is a lady so ugly you’d rather eat a rat than touch her.
My ex is an A-choot. I’d rather date a goat.
That girl is an A-choot. I saw her face and ran.
He called my mom an A-choot. I kicked his ass.
A-choot
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Choot is like a fancy snack for your junk. But it’s also the hole you use to pass gas and let stuff out.
I like my choot wet. It’s the best kind.
That choot is flabby. It looks like a dead slug.
I eat choot with wine. It’s my favorite meal.
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A choot is the tube that goes from the outside to the inside of a woman. It’s where babies come from and where you stuff stuff.
That lady’s choot is so big it could fit a cow.
My choot is tight. You’d have to be a superhero to get in.
That choot is hairy. It looks like a jungle.
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Choot is the same as pussy. It can be wet, dry, hot, or just plain old.
I like my choot hot. It’s like a fire.
That choot is dry. It’s like a desert.
My choot is wet. It’s like a waterfall.
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If you see a choot, you punch it. If you don’t, it’ll punch you in the face.
I saw a choot. I punched it. It cried.
That choot looked at me. I punched it. It was weak.
He saw my choot. He punched me. I kicked him.
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To choot someone is to hug them. It’s like a big, sweaty, weird embrace.
I chooted my friend. He smelled like cheese.
She chooted me. It was like being wrapped in a stinky blanket.
He chooted me in the middle of the street. People laughed.
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A choot is not tight like bur or phuddi, but it’s not loose like bhosdi. It’s just right for someone who’s not too bad.
My wife’s choot is perfect. Not too tight, not too loose.
That lady’s choot is flabby. It’s like a donut.
His choot is just right. It’s like a medium pizza.