A Chode To Spring

I tried to grow a beard for Spring Break. Now it looks like a raccoon bit my face.

My plan to turn my bedroom into a disco was a chode to spring. It ended with me dancing in my pajamas at 3 a. m.

She thought baking a cake for her dog was a chode to spring. Now the dog won't stop licking the floor.

He tried to plant a garden for Spring. Now his yard looks like a war zone.

She decided to dye her hair green for Spring. Now it looks like mold exploded in her head.

He thought a chode to spring was a good idea. Now his life is a mess.

He wore sunglasses inside for Spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a sock factory.

She tried to be trendy and wore socks with sandals. Now she looks like a confused chicken at a fashion show.

He tried to impress his crush with a chode to spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a cornfield.

He tried to build a treehouse for Spring. Now it collapsed, and he blamed the rain.

She wore flip-flops to a snowstorm. Now she’s blaming the snow for her embarrassment.

He threw a party in the park for Spring. Now it’s raining, and he’s blaming the clouds.

He thought he was a genius and built a rocket for Spring. Now it exploded and he looks like a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

She tried to turn her house into a tropical paradise for Spring. Now it looks like a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

He tried to do a chode to spring and now he’s a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.