Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Super rich chocolate puke that tastes like money and misery.

I ate three chocolate bars and now I’m throwing up like a millionaire with a stomach virus.

This isn’t vomit. This is a luxury brand of sick.

I paid $20 for this chocolate. Now I’m paying with my guts.

2

The most expensive way to throw up ever.

That chocolate bar cost more than my rent. My vomit is now a financial disaster.

I threw up in a limo. It was fancy vomit.

I’m rich in chocolate, poor in health.

3

Puke that looks like it came from a chocolate factory.

My vomit is so fancy, it should have its own Instagram account.

I threw up in a chocolate box. It was a gourmet disaster.

This isn’t vomit. It’s a chocolate barf endorsement.

4

The only thing more expensive than my chocolate barf is my regret.

I paid for this chocolate with my pride. Now I’m paying with my stomach.

I ate a $100 chocolate bar. My vomit is worth $500.

My regret is so rich, it’s getting its own vomit.

5

Vomit that came from a chocolate bar that cost more than my life.

That chocolate was worth my life. My vomit is now the heir to my soul.

I threw up in a gold-plated chocolate bar. It was like a royal disaster.

I ate a chocolate bar so expensive, my vomit now has a credit card.

6

The most fancy way to throw up since the rich started eating chocolate.

I threw up like a king at a chocolate feast.

My vomit has a crown. It’s fancy vomit.

I ate chocolate like a billionaire. Now I’m puking like one.