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You hit the nail on the head and then some. Like when you drop a bomb and it explodes in someone’s face.
You said it like I was the one who messed up the whole project.
He called my mom a donkey in front of everyone.
She texted me ‘You’re a genius’ after I failed the test.
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You’re spot on, like a bullet through a clown’s nose. No one messes with you now.
I told him his hair was a fire hazard and he believed me.
She laughed at my joke and then I got a standing ovation.
He called my dad a pizza and my mom a lollipop.
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You’re right, like a fart in a church. No one can deny it.
He said my math was wrong and I proved him wrong in front of the class.
She told me I was a disgrace and I replied with a curse.
He said I was a mess and then I threw my lunch at him.
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You’re right, like a baby crying in a grocery store. Everyone hears it.
I told him his essay was garbage and he cried in front of the teacher.
She told me I was the worst and I told her she was a vegetable.
He said I was a disgrace and I told him he was a donkey.
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You’re right, like a cockroach in a soup. No one can ignore it.
I told him he was a disaster and he laughed in my face.
She told me I was a mess and I told her she was a donkey.
He said I was a disgrace and I told him he was a pizza.
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