A chill guy

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A guy who talks about how chill he is, but he's actually a loudmouth who yells about his penis in public and smells like old socks and regret.

Hey man, you're not chill. You're a chill guy. You just yelled about your foreskin in the grocery store.

I'm not chill. I'm a chill guy. I don't care if you're eating my lunch.

Chill guy? That's not chill. That's a guy who smells like a sewer and talks too much.

A guy who loves to party so much he passes out in a pool of his own vomit. He also wears sunglasses inside and thinks he’s a rockstar.

This chill guy just vomited in my car. He said he was a rockstar.

He partied so hard he passed out in a pool of his own puke. Classic chill guy move.

He wore sunglasses inside and said he was a rockstar. I called him a chill guy.

A dog with a human body who thinks he's cool and says 'I’m just a chill guy' while wearing a stupid hat.

That dog with a human body said he's a chill guy. I called him a meme.

He's a dog with a human body. He said he's a chill guy. I called him a meme.

He’s just a dog with a human body and a stupid hat. He said he's a chill guy.

A well-dressed capybara who doesn't care about anything and probably doesn't even know what a capybara is.

That capybara said he didn’t care. I called him a chill guy.

He’s a capybara in a suit who doesn’t know what he is. That’s a chill guy.

He didn’t care about anything and looked confused. That’s a chill guy.

A person who's super chill and doesn't even notice when you're eating their pizza or when they're covered in cheese.

He didn’t even notice I ate his pizza. That’s a chill guy.

He was covered in cheese and didn’t care. That’s a chill guy.

He didn’t notice I was eating his pizza. He’s a chill guy.

A guy who doesn't care about anything, not even his own face, which is probably covered in dirt and sadness.

He didn’t care about anything. He’s a chill guy.

He was covered in dirt and didn’t even care. That’s a chill guy.

He didn’t care about his own face. That’s a chill guy.

A brown dog with a smug grin who thinks he’s important and doesn’t care about you or your feelings.

That brown dog said he didn’t care about me. He’s a chill guy.

He had a smug grin and said he was important. He’s a chill guy.

He didn’t care about me or my feelings. That’s a chill guy.