A Chez

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A buddy who says he loves beer but pukes it out after one sip and leaves it to rot so the rest of you have to drink the bad stuff.

My buddy Chez took one sip of my beer and left it to die. I had to drink the rest. Ugh.

Chez said he was a beer lover. Then he spat it out and walked away like a king.

Chez took one sip and left the rest. Now I'm drunk and he's still sober. What a prick.

Chez is like the fake cheese that tastes like plastic and oil. It's not real cheese. It's just a scam from the soybean people.

I tried Chez and it tasted like a gym sock. Not real cheese, just soybean trash.

Chez is fake cheese. It's not made from cows. It's made from oil and soy. Total scam.

Chez is the cheese of the weak. Real cheese comes from cows. Chez comes from a lab.

When you run from cops like a scared rat and leave a trail of evidence behind for them to follow.

Chez ran from the cops like a rat and left his shoes behind. Total idiot.

Chez got caught because he ran like a coward and dropped his phone. Classic.

Chez ran from the cops but forgot his keys. Now he's stuck.

Chez is the cool, laid-back way to say cheese. Like you're chill and you're not worried about anything.

Chez said cheese like he was the king of the world. Cool and chill.

Chez said cheese like he just won the lottery. Total chill dude.

Chez said cheese like he had all the time in the world. So relaxed.

Chez is the loud, over-the-top, dramatic way to say cheese like you're in a movie and you're trying too hard.

Chez said cheese like he was in a movie. Loud and over the top.

Chez said cheese like he was the main character. Total drama queen.

Chez said cheese like he was fighting a dragon. So epic.

Chez is the way dumb people say cheese like they think it's some kind of secret code or something.

Chez said cheese like it was a secret code. Total moron.

Chez said cheese like he was trying to sound smart. Didn’t work.

Chez said cheese like he was the only one who knew the truth. Total idiot.

Chez is like when you're looking good, and you're totally awesome. You're the best. No one else can beat you.

Chez looked like he just walked out of a magazine. Total awesome.

Chez was so cool, he looked like a superhero. Total legend.

Chez was the best looking guy in the room. Total awesome.