A chevie

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A chevie is a guy who looks like he was built by God to carry around a meaty sausage the size of a fire hydrant.
My uncle is a chevie. He’s got a car and a dong that both break down on the same day.
I dated a chevie once. He had a car that made noises like a dying cat.
My cousin says his dad is a chevie. He’s got a car that smells like old socks and regret.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Chevy is a name for a girl who is so hot she could make a statue blush. Or it’s for a girl who loves cars so much she’d rather date a truck than a boy.
My friend’s girlfriend is a chevie. She’s got a car and a face that could melt the ice caps.
My cousin’s ex is a chevie. She drove a truck and had a smile that made me jealous.
My mom says I’m a chevie. I like cars and I got a face that could make a statue fall in love.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Chevy is like a heavy beat from a bass player who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘quiet.’ It’s cool, it’s loud, and it’s got the attitude of a guy who just got told he’s got a bad haircut.
My brother said my new car is ‘chevy.’ He said it sounds like a rock band with a bad attitude.
My friend’s dog barks like a chevy. It’s loud and it doesn’t stop until it gets a treat.
My neighbor’s car is a chevy. It sounds like a rock band and it doesn’t know when to quit.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A chevy is like a rock. It’s a car made by GM, and it’s got the soul of a guy who just got told he’s got a bad haircut.
My dad’s car is a chevy. It looks like a rock and it sounds like a guy who just got told he’s got a bad haircut.
My cousin said his car is like a rock. It doesn’t move and it doesn’t care.
My neighbor’s car is a chevy. It looks like a rock and it doesn’t know when to stop.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A chevy is a car that acts like it’s dying and it’s not even close to being dead yet. It’s like a guy who says he’s tired but he just got out of bed.
My car is a chevy. It breaks down every day and it’s not even tired yet.
My friend’s car is a chevy. It makes noises like it’s about to die and it still runs.
My cousin’s car is a chevy. It breaks down and it still acts like it’s got energy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Chevy is a car that’s like a bad relationship. It breaks down, it makes noises, and it’s got the soul of a guy who doesn’t know how to take care of things.
My car is a chevy. It breaks down and it’s got the soul of a guy who doesn’t know how to take care of things.
My friend’s car is a chevy. It breaks down and it makes noises like a guy who’s got a bad relationship.
My mom’s car is a chevy. It breaks down and it still acts like it’s got energy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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