Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To blast some guy in the face with a shotgun like he’s a bird, then say he was a quail. Total lie, total coward.

My uncle shot his neighbor in the face and said it was a quail. The neighbor had a beard.

Cheney shot a guy in the face and called him a chicken. The guy was 70.

He shot a man in the face and claimed it was a pheasant. The man had a hat on.

2

During a 2 guys 1 girl party, one guy cums all over the other guy’s face like he’s a mess.

At the party, Tim cummed on Mark’s face and said he was drunk.

During the wild threesome, Dan spewed on Jason’s face. Jason was confused.

During the party, Steve cummed on Bill’s face and called him a fag.

3

Getting shot in the face like it’s your fault. You didn’t do nothing.

He got shot in the face and blamed it on the dog.

She was shot in the face and said it was a mistake.

He got shot in the face and called it a fluke.

4

Blasting a guy in the face with bird shot from 30 yards away. Like he’s a tiny chicken.

He shot a guy in the face from 30 yards away. The guy was tiny.

Bird shot in the face at 30 yards. That’s a real crime.

Shot a man in the face with bird shot. He looked like a chicken.

5

Making up wild lies and sticking to them like they’re gospel. Even if they’re total nonsense.

He said he shot a man in the face and it was a bird. No one believed him.

He told a lie and never stopped. People called him a lunatic.

He told a lie about a quail and stuck to it like it was the truth.

6

Shooting old people in the face. They’re easy targets.

He shot an old man in the face. The man was 80.

He shot three old ladies in the face. They were all confused.

He shot a senior citizen in the face. It was funny.

7

Acting like you’re going to shoot someone in the face or actually doing it. Either way, it’s dramatic.

He acted like he was going to shoot me in the face. It was fake.

He shot a guy in the face and called it a drama.

He said he was going to shoot me. I believed him.