A Chelsea

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A Chelsea is a sneaky little snake who acts like your best friend until they find someone new to copy. Then they turn on you like you betrayed them. They lie, cheat, and steal just to look cool. You know they’re fake because they only like you when they need something.
My Chelsea copied my whole life, then said I was a loser. I still don’t know why.
She turned my best friend against me just to steal my lunch money. Classic Chelsea move.
I trusted her, and she stole my crush. Now I have to explain my life to a new person.
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A Chelsea is cool under pressure and doesn’t start a fight unless she has to. She’s smart, kind, and doesn’t make a scene. She’s like a golden girl who only talks to you if she wants advice.
She stayed calm when the whole class laughed at me. She didn’t even blink.
She told me the best advice ever and didn’t even ask for anything in return.
She’s the type who would walk away from a fight just to keep her peace.
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No Homo is a phrase used by people in NYC. It’s a way to tease guys without being too obvious. It’s like saying ‘I like guys, but I’m not one of them’ in the most annoying way possible.
He said ‘No Homo’ after I told him I liked my crush. Classic NYC move.
She laughed at me when I said ‘No Homo’ in the middle of class.
He used ‘No Homo’ to avoid being called a fag. Very clever.
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A Chelsea is a crazy, hot mess who will rip you apart if you make her mad. She’s got secrets about everyone, and she’ll use them against you. She’s got a highlighter obsession and can argue with a wall.
She flipped out when I called her a ‘highlighter ho’ in front of everyone.
She knew all my secrets and told my crush I liked him first.
She argued with the teacher about the rules for like 10 minutes.
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A Chelsea is a sweet, softie who will make you feel like the best person in the world. But once you fall for her, she’ll never let you win. She’ll explain how much she loves you until your head explodes.
She made me feel like I was the most popular kid in school, then said I was the worst.
She told me I loved her more, but she said it was just her way of showing she loved me more.
I left her, and now every song makes me think of her. Classic heartbreak.
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A Chelsea is a loud, wild person who will beat you up if you mess with her. She’s a genius, a bookworm, and the best friend you’ll ever have. Don’t make her mad, or you’ll regret it.
She beat me up for calling her a ‘bookworm’ in the hallway.
She told me she was the smartest person in the class, and I believed her.
She made me laugh so hard I fell on the floor. That’s what best friends are for.
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A Chelsea is the kind of person who will fight for you, even if you’re a total loser. They love you like you’re the best thing ever, but they’ll still treat you like a total piece of garbage if you act like one.
She fought my crush for me, even though I didn’t deserve it.
She said I was the best person in the world, then told me I was a total piece of trash.
She told me not to treat her like a piece of garbage, but I did anyway.
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