a cheesecake

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1
A Bronx-based dance party where girls flash their junk for drinks, drugs, or shiny stuff. Usually done by girls who still wear braces.
"I did 3 cheesecakes at the bodega for a whole bottle of vodka."
"She cheesecaked in front of the principal and got suspended."
"He cheesecaked during lunch and now everyone calls him Cheese."
2
Making everyone else’s life a living hell just so you can get a snack. Usually happens when you’re too distracted by your own dumb decisions.
"He cheesecaked the whole class by stealing the teacher’s coffee."
"She cheesecaked us during the test by whispering answers to her friend."
"He cheesecaked the group project by showing up late and eating all the pizza."
3
Slight nudity or a bit of a wink. Like a barely dressed girl in a commercial that still makes your mom blush.
"That ad was the cheesecake of all ads."
"She wore a bra and a skirt and that was the cheesecake of the year."
"He posted a picture of his sister and called it the cheesecake of the decade."
4
Eating a whole cheesecake in one go, starting from the inside and working out, like a monster with a sweet tooth.
"She ate the whole cheesecake in one bite and then cried."
"He finished the cheesecake in 3 minutes and passed out."
"They cheesecaked the dessert and now they’re all full and dizzy."
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A creamy, sweet pie made of cheese, usually with a crust and some flavor. Also a term for soft, sexy, and tasty things.
"That cheesecake was so good, it was like eating a cloud."
"He called her a cheesecake and she blushed."
"That lemon cheesecake was the best I’ve ever had."
6
A pie made of cheese and fruit. Also a style of old-school pin-up art with legs, a bit of skin, and a lot of charm.
"That cheesecake poster was in every boy’s bedroom in the 40s."
"She looked like a cheesecake in that 1940s ad."
"He cheesecaked his way into my heart with that photo."
7
When someone sprays cum on your butt like it’s a dessert. Can be gay, but it’s usually just messy.
"He cheesecaked me and now I can’t sit down."
"She cheesecaked the entire class during gym."
"He cheesecaked me in the hallway and I got in trouble."
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