a cheeken!

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A chicken so ugly and stupid it was made by scientists who hate life and probably got fired from Equatorial Guinea. It has no feathers, no head, no legs, just eyes and a hole for eggs. Like a fart that lays eggs.
My neighbor’s a cheeken! I saw it try to lay an egg and just cried.
That chicken is a cheeken! I wouldn’t trust it with my homework.
My pet is a cheeken! It stares at me like I owe it money.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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A bunch of chickens crammed into a hole like they’re all in a jail cell and the only thing they do is poop and squawk. It’s how the Mexicans keep their chickens in a dirt pit.
That hole is a cheeken! I heard it screaming from inside.
The hole in my backyard is a cheeken! It’s like a chicken prison.
My grandma’s backyard is a cheeken! It’s full of chickens and chaos.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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A chicken that’s so greedy it’s like it’s got a trap for food. It doesn’t care about anything else, just eats and eats and eats like it’s trying to become a meatball.
That chicken is a cheeken! It ate my sandwich and then my lunch.
I saw a cheeken! It trapped my snack and ran away.
My dog is a cheeken! It ate my homework and my breakfast.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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