a cheap lemon ice lolly

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It’s a cheap lemon ice lolly, so of course it tastes like it was made in a prison shower.

You bit into it and it screamed lemon in your mouth like it was trying to kill you.

I tried to save it, but it was already dead.

It was so bad I used it as a weapon against my brother.

You paid for a lemon ice lolly, not a lemon ice lolly from the trash can of a lemon factory.

I saw it in the bin and I still bought it.

It was like the lemon had been tortured before it was frozen.

I took one bite and I felt my soul leave my body.

It’s a cheap lemon ice lolly, so it’s basically a lemon trying to be a popsicle and failing.

It was so sad I gave it a second chance.

It failed so hard it cried lemon tears.

It was like a lemon that got hit by a truck and then frozen.