Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gay guy who wants to take over the world. If he’s also a furry, run like your pants are on fire.

DM: 'If you see a communist furry, hide in the closet.'

Tweet: 'Chase is here. Bring your lunch.'

Text: 'He’s coming for your soul. Run.'

2

A Scottish guy who hits on you like you owe him money. He’s not leaving until you say yes.

Text: 'I’m Scottish and I’m not done talking to you.'

DM: 'You’re my new favorite person. Let’s go.'

Tweet: 'He’s Scottish. You’re doomed.'

3

The sweetest person on Earth. They’ll pray for you and remind you that God’s on your side. Also, they’ll probably bring you cookies.

Text: 'Chase just sent me cookies and a prayer.'

DM: 'She’s like an angel with a sweet tooth.'

Tweet: 'Chase is the best. She’s like heaven in a dress.'

4

The guy who’s your best friend. He’ll laugh at your jokes, cry with you, and wear a dress at your wedding. He’s a legend.

Text: 'He wore a dress to my wedding. I cried.'

DM: 'He’s my best friend and he’s a legend.'

Tweet: 'Chase is my man of honor. He wore a dress.'

5

The most awesome guy ever. He’s got bitches, a cane, and a smile that can make your day.

Text: 'Chase came in with bitches and a cane.'

DM: 'He’s the coolest fucker. I swear.'

Tweet: 'Chase just smiled at me. My day is saved.'

6

The guy who’s so good-looking, he could make your day with a single smile. He’s funny, hot, and he’s got everyone’s back.

Text: 'Chase smiled at me. I died.'

DM: 'He’s the perfect guy. He’s hot and hilarious.'

Tweet: 'Chase is the guy I want to be.'

7

The guy who’ll do anything for you. He’ll stay up all night just to make sure you’re happy. Don’t let him go.

Text: 'Chase stayed up all night just to talk to me.'

DM: 'He’s the guy who’ll stay up for you.'

Tweet: 'Don’t let Chase go. He’s your best friend.'