A Charlie's Mom

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a mom who yells like she's in a war zone and thinks her kids are perfect even though they're all tiny little brats

'I'm telling your dad!' she screams, even though he's in the next room eating pizza.

She acts like I aced the test, but I got a D and drew a mustache on my teacher's face.

She says I'm the best dancer ever, but I tripped over my own feet and fell into a puddle.

a mom who thinks her kids are royalty but they're really just a bunch of tiny troublemakers

She says I'm the prince of the school, even though I got kicked out of the cafeteria.

She posted a picture of me with a crown and a mustache on my face as a 'royal portrait.'

She told my teacher I was the best student ever, but I doodled on my math test.

a mom who talks like she's on a soap opera and thinks her kids are the best even though they're all mini villains

She says, 'My son is the light of my life!' while I'm eating ice cream for breakfast and wearing socks as gloves.

She yells, 'I will never leave this house!' when I spill soda on her couch.

She tells the whole neighborhood I'm a genius, but I failed science and drew a monster on my homework.