Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a cramp in your thigh that feels like your leg is trying to murder you

my leg looked like it was doing the cha-cha and screaming at the same time

i tried to run and my leg gave me the finger

i was eating a taco and my leg started doing the twist

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

2

a stupid game where you put two pencils on paper and hope they move. played by kids who think they're cool

i watched two pencils and thought i was a genius

the pencils didn't move and i cried

my friend played this game and it was the worst thing ever

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

3

a game where a bunch of retards stack pencils and think it's real. then i walk in and blow the whole thing up

they asked if i was there and i just watched

i blew the pencil and they looked confused

i ripped the paper and said they were all stupid

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

4

a girl who’s so good looking and funny you might forget to breathe. she’s also the kind of person who’ll make you feel like a genius and then laugh at you

she said i was a genius and then laughed at me

i saw her and forgot how to walk

she was so funny i started crying

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

5

a guy who’s kind, funny, and loves waffles. he’s the kind of person who’ll make your life better without even trying

he’s the kind of guy who makes you laugh at breakfast

he’s so kind you want to hug him

he loves waffles and that’s all you need to know

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

6

a guy who’s handsome, funny, and will make your trips unforgettable. he’s the kind of person who makes life worth living

he’s the kind of guy who makes you want to travel

he’s so funny you’ll laugh the whole way

he’s the best travel buddy you could ever have

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

7

a girl who’s so nice you’ll probably die of happiness. she’ll make your bad days good and your good days better

she made my bad day the best day ever

she’s so nice you’ll cry

she walks in and the room gets brighter

by Slangipedia 1mo ago