Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake who thinks they’re the real deal. They’re like a half-dead possum wearing a crown.

My cousin thinks he’s a rapper because he added a ‘d’ to his name.

My neighbor wears a suit every day but still lives in his car.

My teacher said I was a ‘character’ because I tried to talk my way out of detention.

2

A weird person who probably does weird stuff and maybe even talks to weird people.

My uncle wears a chicken costume to work every Friday.

My friend’s mom thinks she’s a witch and writes letters to the moon.

My neighbor has a pet raccoon and calls it ‘Sir Fluffington’.

3

What someone is like when no one is watching. Usually involves eating weird food and cussing at the TV.

My brother eats cereal for dinner and yells at the football game.

My mom cusses at the microwave when it doesn’t beep fast enough.

My dad eats pizza crusts and calls it ‘a gourmet experience’.

4

Your inner voice that tells you to stop being an idiot and just do your homework.

My conscience told me to stop eating ice cream for breakfast.

My brain said, ‘Don’t text your crush at 2 a. m.’

My moral compass screamed, ‘Don’t steal that candy bar!’

5

A drunk person who’s too broke to afford a hotel room and probably smells like old pizza.

The man in the alley drinks from a soda can and yells at pigeons.

My uncle passed out on the couch and still smells like last night’s beer.

The newspaper called him a ‘character’ because he died on a park bench.

6

A stupid excuse someone uses to pretend everything is still okay when it’s clearly not.

My friend said, ‘This test is easy,’ even though he failed it twice.

My teacher said, ‘This isn’t a big deal,’ after I spilled coffee on the principal’s shirt.

My mom said, ‘I’m fine,’ even though she fell off the stairs.

7

When someone acts like they’re in a movie and probably thinks they’re the main character.

My cousin does a dramatic gasp every time I say something weird.

My neighbor shouts, ‘I will not be ignored!’ every time he sees me.

My teacher pretends to be a superhero whenever I talk too much.