A Channy

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A Channy is a weird human who walks around like they just stepped out of a bad dream. They only feel safe in Sims and yogurt. If you see one and it's a girl, don't say hello or she'll roll into a ball and cry like a baby who got tricked into eating a sock.
My cousin is a Channy. She plays Sims for 12 hours and eats yogurt like it's a religion.
I walked past a Channy and she started sobbing because I paused Lion King on her phone.
My friend's Channy girlfriend cried for an hour because I said 'hi'.
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A Channy is the best person ever. Usually a Jewish girl who is hot, smart, and kind. She acts like she's dumb but she's really just being funny. She's the kind of person who will make your day better just by being around.
My Channy friend is the best. She's smart and funny and always makes me laugh.
My Channy neighbor is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
My Channy sister is the nicest person in the world. She's like a walking hug.
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A Channy is basically a heart-shaped cookie. Sweet, kind, and always ready to make someone happy. They’re the person who will stay up all night to help you with your homework just because they care.
My Channy friend is like a cookie. Always sweet and kind.
My Channy teacher is the best. She gives extra credit just because she likes me.
My Channy mom is like a hug in human form.
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A Channy is when two people start dating and then break up after five days or less. It's like they were never meant to be together. They're just two people who thought they were in love but then realized they hated each other.
My friend dated a guy for four days and then broke up with him. That’s a Channy.
My cousin started dating someone and then broke up with them after three days. That’s a Channy.
My neighbor dated someone for five days and then broke up with them. That’s a Channy.
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A Channy is a cool Asian who doesn't act like a typical Asian. Instead, they're all Swedish and they probably eat meatballs for breakfast. They're the kind of person who makes you wonder why you ever thought Asians were boring.
My Channy friend is Swedish and eats meatballs for breakfast.
My Channy cousin is cool and doesn't act like a typical Asian.
My Channy neighbor is Swedish and probably drinks coffee like it's a religion.
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A Channy is like a portal to another world where everything is perfect. It's like being in a dream where you're surrounded by love, sex, and money. You just want to stay there forever.
My Channy friend is like a portal to another world.
My Channy teacher is like a dream come true.
My Channy mom is like a portal to a perfect life.
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A Channy is just a nice girl who's always polite and kind. She's the kind of person who will hold the door open for you and say 'hello' even if you're being a total idiot.
My Channy friend is the nicest person I know.
My Channy neighbor is always polite and kind.
My Channy sister is the most well-mannered person in the world.
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