A Celli

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A guy you get stuck with in jail. You both have to fit in the same tiny cell. No space. No privacy. Just you and your worst enemy.
"I got stuck with a guy who snored like a chainsaw. That's my celly."
DM: "You and me both. I got stuck with a guy who peed on the floor."
Tweet: "My celly is the reason I started crying in the shower."
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A quick little celebration. Like when you score a goal and you do a little dance or punch the air. It's not a big party. It's just you being happy.
Tweet: "I just did a celly after that goal. I was so proud."
DM: "That celly after the last goal was the best part of the game."
Text: "He did a celly so hard, he knocked his water out of his hand."
3
A cello. But in Italian. It's not just a musical instrument, it's a fancy way of saying it. Like if you're cool and you play music.
Text: "My music teacher said I play like a cello. But I'm Italian, so it's a celly."
Tweet: "I'm not just a cello. I'm a celly."
DM: "You play the cello, I play the celly."
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A huge party when you score a goal. The whole team joins in. It's like a wild dance. If you don't do it, your goal doesn't count.
Tweet: "We did a celly so big, the ref had to stop the game."
Text: "That celly was wild. I think the whole team got distracted."
DM: "You scored a goal and didn't do a celly. That goal doesn't count."
5
A phone. Or a roommate in jail. It's either something you talk on or someone you're stuck with in a tiny cell.
Text: "My celly is my phone. I talk to my mom on it all day."
Tweet: "I have two cellys. One is my phone. The other is my worst enemy."
DM: "I would rather be stuck with my phone than my celly."
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A wild celebration. You go crazy after making a good play. It's like you're happy and you want to show it.
Tweet: "I did a celly so hard, my shoes flew off."
Text: "He did a celly and screamed so loud, the cops came."
DM: "That celly after the goal was the best thing I've ever seen."
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Your roommate in jail. The guy you live with when you're in trouble. You're both stuck in a cell. No space. No escape.
Text: "My celly is the worst. He eats my food."
Tweet: "I got stuck with my celly. I had to listen to him snore all night."
DM: "You and your celly. I know how that feels."
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