A cat's minute

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The time it takes for a cat to decide you’re not worth their attention

My cat stared at me for a whole minute like I was a bad sandwich.

I waited for a cat’s minute before I gave up and walked away.

The cat looked at me like I had personally insulted their entire family.

A minute that feels like forever because a cat is being extra

I sat there for a cat’s minute while the cat blinked at me like I had wronged them.

A cat’s minute is when your brain starts to question your life choices.

I waited for a cat’s minute before I realized I was the problem.

The amount of time it takes for a cat to finally look at you after deciding you’re okay

I waited for a cat’s minute before they finally gave me the time of day.

The cat took a full minute to look at me like I had just won their respect.

After a cat’s minute, I was finally acknowledged. It was worth it.

One minute, but it’s the worst minute of your life because of a cat

That cat’s minute was the worst minute of my entire day.

I had a cat’s minute and I’m still traumatized.

I endured a cat’s minute and I’m still not over it.

A minute that feels like a lifetime because a cat is being a diva

I waited for a cat’s minute while they sipped imaginary tea.

A cat’s minute is when you know they’re just being dramatic.

That cat took a full minute to look at me like I had insulted their entire lineage.

A minute that’s only worth it if the cat finally looks at you

I waited for a cat’s minute and it was worth it when they finally looked at me.

A cat’s minute is only worth it if they look at you at the end.

I waited for a cat’s minute and it was the best decision I ever made.