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When your grandma stops shoving her face in your butt and you're so starved for a game of ping pong, then you remember your cat from Christmas.

My grandma stopped sniffing my butt, and I was so bored I started thinking about my cat.

She finally stopped making me smell her feet, and I remembered my cat from last year.

Grandma stopped poking me in the eye, and I thought about my cat like it was a holiday gift.

Your grandma stops giving you a facial with her hands and you're so hungry for ping pong that you remember your cat like it was a Christmas present.

Grandma stopped slapping my face, and I was so tired of being bored I thought about my cat.

She finally quit smacking my face, and I remembered my cat like it was a gift from Santa.

Grandma stopped face-punching me, and I went back to thinking about my cat.

When your grandma stops making you smell her feet and you're so hungry for ping pong that you remember your cat from Christmas like it was a snack.

Grandma stopped making me smell her feet, and I was so bored I thought about my cat like it was a snack.

She finally stopped making me sniff her toes, and I remembered my cat like it was a Christmas treat.

Grandma stopped making me smell her foot, and I went back to thinking about my cat like it was a snack.