a catfish gave me head

When my cousin told me the joke about the chicken who couldn't cross the road because it had a broken leg and a phobia of sidewalks

My teacher told the same joke every Friday and I still didn't laugh once

I texted my friend 'Why did the tomato turn red?' and he replied 'Because it saw the salad dressing.'

My uncle told a joke about a fish that wore sunglasses and it ended with 'He was a cool fish.' I felt my brain die.

My friend's mom told a joke about a chicken who didn't want to be a chicken anymore. It was a disaster.

My cousin told me a joke about a cat who wanted to be a dog. I laughed because I was crying.

My friend told me a joke about a pizza that got lonely. I felt my soul leave my body.

My teacher told a joke about a dog who wanted to be a cat. It was like eating expired spaghetti.

My brother told me a joke about a chicken who was confused. I just stared at him like he had two heads.