a cat shit in my mouth

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A phrase you yell when you wake up after a wild night, because your mouth tastes like a dead raccoon was dragged through a sewer and then pooped on you.
My roommate screamed this at me after we drank 12 beers and ate 5 pizzas.
She texted me: 'I think I just died. Cat shit in my mouth.'
He DM'd me: 'I woke up like I’d been kissed by a skunk and then bitten by a rat.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you wake up and your mouth feels like it was used as a toilet by a badger who had a bad day.
He posted on Twitter: 'I think I swallowed a garbage can. Cat shit in my mouth.'
His friend called him: 'You look like you’ve been mouth-fucked by a pig.'
She sent a message: 'I woke up and my tongue tastes like a gym sock.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A phrase for when you wake up and your mouth is so gross it feels like a dog barfed in your face and then kissed you.
He said on Instagram: 'I think I died last night. Cat shit in my mouth.'
She texted: 'I woke up like I’d been licked by a raccoon.'
He DM'd me: 'I felt like I’d been spit on by a dragon.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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