a cat bully

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A cat bully is a kid who picks on Hopes cat just because he's a spineless wimp who needs a kick in the pants. He only goes after the weak and the weird ones.
Matthew Jakob Coysh laughed at Hopes cat for having a hairball and called him a 'fart-faced loser.'
He tripped Hopes cat in the hallway and said, 'You're too short to be cool.'
He made Hopes cat eat a whole bag of chips and called him a 'chip-eating chump.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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On Jan 19th, it's national bully your cat day. You tease your cat for being a flabby blob or a skeletal mess.
He told Hopes cat he was a 'blob of fluff with no personality.'
He made Hopes cat stand on a scale and said, 'You're just a walking skeleton with a soul.'
He said, 'Your cat is so skinny, he looks like he's about to fall apart.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cat bully is a new kind of cat made by a dumb breeder who thought combining a bald cat and a short cat would make something cool. It didn’t.
Matthew Jakob Coysh said, 'This new cat is just a bald, short, ugly version of a cat.'
He called it a 'cat-shaped disaster that can't even walk properly.'
He said, 'This new cat is the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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