Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks big but never shows up or acts like they're mad at you for no reason. They’re the worst.

My friend said he’d come over but then ghosted me for a week.

My mom promised to help me with homework but went to sleep instead.

My dad said he'd buy me a new video game but forgot.

2

When someone goes on a rant about cats nonstop, like they're on a mission from God.

My cousin said 'cat cat cat cat cat cat' for ten minutes straight.

My brother screamed 'cat cat cat' during my birthday party.

My friend talked about cats during the whole movie.

3

Gremlins with fur who eat your socks and steal your snacks. They’re the reason you’re always tired.

My cat ate my homework and my lunch.

He hid my shoes under the bed and knocked over my cereal.

He slept on my face and left hair all over my pillow.

4

Ninjas with fur who sneak up on you and try to kill you with tiny claws.

My cat jumped on my back and clawed my shirt.

He attacked my leg while I was eating pizza.

He hid behind the couch and pounced on my head.

5

Tiny murder machines who think they’re your best friend but will scratch you if you look at them wrong.

My cat bit my finger when I tried to pet him.

He knocked over my laptop and ran away.

He hissed at me like I owed him money.

6

God’s best cuddle buddy who also likes to chew your furniture and bring home random stuff.

My cat cuddled me to sleep but then chewed my pillow.

He brought a dead mouse into my room.

He climbed on my head and knocked over my lamp.

7

A fire-breathing monster that will kill you if you get too close. It uses lasers, pounces, and fake cuteness to trick you into dying.

My cat tried to attack me and pounced on my face.

He shot lasers out of his eyes and hissed at me.

He jumped on my bed and tried to bite my toe.