A Castro

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When a dog walks around like it just robbed a cat’s poop stash and has it proudly displayed in its mouth like Fidel Castro with a cigar, but it’s just dehydrated cat crap.
My dog came home with a poop bag in its mouth like it won the lottery.
He walked around the house like he was the king of the litter box.
He looked like he was about to give a speech at a poop convention.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The gay part of San Francisco where everyone’s got a boyfriend, a drink, and a problem with your life.
I went to Castro and all I got was this lousy gay bar and a side of judgment.
The Castro is where the gays go to be seen and the straight people go to be confused.
It’s like Pride all year round, but with more glitter and fewer actual people.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The gay neighborhood in San Francisco where Harvey Milk got shot and the guy who did it got off like it was a traffic ticket.
Harvey Milk got murdered in Castro, and the guy who did it got a slap on the wrist.
The Castro is where the gays hang out and the cops are just there to collect the fines.
It’s like the gay version of a crime scene with a side of drama.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you stuff a cigar up your partner’s butt and light it on fire while they’re having sex. You give them the Castro. You can also get Castroed.
I gave my girlfriend the Castro and she cried and laughed at the same time.
He got Castroed and now he smells like a smoky cigar and regret.
I used a cigar like a f***ing weapon and called it the Castro.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Castros are the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. They’ll do anything for you, but they’ll never ask for anything in return. They’re shy at first, but once they warm up, they’ll make you laugh until you cry.
My Castro friend would do anything for me, and he never asked for a thank you.
She was shy at first, but once she got comfortable, she was the funniest person in the room.
He’s like a dog, but with more personality and less slobber.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you don’t have sex, but you still try to make your partner feel good by giving them a long, loud, and very enthusiastic blowjob.
I gave my boyfriend a Castro when I was too tired for actual sex.
She gave me the Castro like it was the most important thing in the world.
He didn’t even need to ask, I just gave him the Castro.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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