a case of the R.Kellys

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When you can’t hold your pee anymore and you gotta spray it all over some underage tramp you dragged back to your hotel room. Your stupid friend might film it and post it on TikTok.

I peed on her like a firehose. She cried. My friend laughed. I posted it.

That kid looked like a raccoon after I peed on her. She was mad. I was proud.

I peed on her in the hotel room. She called me a f***ing f***. I called her a f***ing tramp.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you date or have sex with some old f*** who thinks they’re still cool. They probably still smoke cigars and wear suits.

My grandma dated a guy who wore a hat and had a mustache. He was old. She was a f***ing tramp.

My uncle dated a 60-year-old woman. She had a cat and a coffee mug. He was a f***ing f***.

My dad dated a lady who still wore a dress. She had gray hair and a f***ing cat. He was a f***ing loser.

by Slangipedia 6d ago