a case of the red ass

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When someone is so mad they look like they just sat on a flaming toilet seat.
My mom got a case of the red ass when my brother ate her favorite cookie.
My teacher gave me a case of the red ass for talking during math class.
I got a case of the red ass when my dog ate my homework.
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Old people in the South yell this when they're so angry they think they're going to explode.
My grandpa yelled 'a case of the red ass' when the TV broke.
My aunt screamed it when my uncle told her he was going to die in the hospital.
My cousin's grandma said it when my cousin ate the last slice of pizza.
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When your butt is so sore from pooping all day it looks like it caught on fire.
I had a case of the red ass after eating too much candy on Halloween.
My brother had it after spending the whole day in the bathroom.
I got it after eating a whole pie in one sitting.
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When you're so mad you think your blood is boiling and your face is about to burst.
I had a case of the red ass when my dog bit my friend.
My dad had it when he found out I failed the test.
My sister had it when she lost her favorite shirt.
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