A case of the Letos

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When someone has such good genes they look like they just rolled out of a beauty salon and got a free facelift. Named after those two lucky bastards, Jared and Shannon Leto.
My cousin looks like he's 20, but he's 40 and still eats pizza for breakfast.
My mom says I have the Letos, but I'm just lazy and don't wash my face.
My boss looks like he just got out of a time machine, and he's still the same annoying person.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're so good-looking people think you're a freak of nature. Named after those two Leto people who must’ve stolen the gene lottery.
My crush looks like he walked out of a magazine and said, 'Hey, wanna hang out?'.
My dad looks like he could beat up a wrestler and still have time for a smoothie.
My teacher looks like she just got a face-lift and a new personality.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone has such good genes they look like they were born in a beauty salon. Named after those two Leto people who probably never had a bad hair day.
My friend looks like he just got a new face and a new life.
My uncle looks like he could be a movie star, but he’s still stuck working at a gas station.
My neighbor looks like she just got out of a beauty sleep and a time machine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone is so good-looking people think they cheated on the gene test. Named after those two Leto people who probably never had a bad day in their lives.
My brother looks like he just walked out of a commercial and said, 'Hey, I’m available.'
My friend’s mom looks like she could be a supermodel and still has time to nag her kids.
My coworker looks like he just got a face-lift and a new personality.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone is so good-looking they look like they were born in a beauty factory. Named after those two Leto people who probably never had a bad hair day or a bad life.
My crush looks like he just stepped out of a magazine and said, 'Hey, wanna be my friend?'.
My teacher looks like she could be a movie star, but she still teaches math.
My mom looks like she could beat up a wrestler and still have time for a smoothie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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