A Case of the Kaufman's

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when a girl gets totally obsessed with a Kaufman from Arizona, can't stop thinking about them, and has no idea why she's so into them. It's like a curse that spreads when she talks to the original victim.

My cousin got a Kaufman's after seeing him at the mall. Now she texts him every day and cries when he doesn't reply.

My friend's sister got a Kaufman's after he saved her from a raccoon. She now wears his shirt to bed.

My neighbor got a Kaufman's and started following him on TikTok. Now she posts 10 videos a day about his hair.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

when a girl gets stuck in a Kaufman's trap and can't get out. She doesn't know why she likes the Kaufman, but she does, and it's annoying as hell.

My sister got a Kaufman's after he gave her a free smoothie. Now she talks about him like he's her future husband.

My coworker got a Kaufman's after he helped her with her taxes. Now she brings him coffee every morning.

My niece got a Kaufman's after he winked at her. Now she texts him 20 times a day and calls him 'my love.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

when a girl is completely brainwashed by a Kaufman from Arizona and can't stop thinking about them. It's like a disease that spreads when she talks about them.

My friend got a Kaufman's after he said 'hi' to her. Now she's in love and posts about him on Instagram.

My mom got a Kaufman's after he helped her move. Now she texts him every hour and calls him 'my prince.'

My cousin got a Kaufman's after he asked her out. Now she's obsessed and can't stop thinking about him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

when a girl is stuck in a Kaufman's loop and can't get out. She doesn't know why she's into them, but she is, and it's a mess.

My sister got a Kaufman's after he gave her a discount. Now she's obsessed and texts him every day.

My neighbor got a Kaufman's after he said 'good morning.' Now she talks about him like he's her soulmate.

My friend got a Kaufman's after he smiled at her. Now she texts him 10 times a day and calls him 'my life.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

when a girl is so into a Kaufman from Arizona that it's like a virus. She doesn't know why she likes them, but it's spreading everywhere.

My friend got a Kaufman's after he said 'hello.' Now she's texting him every hour and calls him 'my love.'

My cousin got a Kaufman's after he helped her with her homework. Now she's in love and posts about him on TikTok.

My sister got a Kaufman's after he gave her a free coffee. Now she can't stop thinking about him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago