a casablanca

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A movie from 1942 that's so iconic it's like the king of all movies. It has the best lines ever, like when people say stuff that sounds super dramatic but is actually just cool.
'Here's looking at you, kid', sounds like a love letter from a 40-year-old man who still thinks he's 20.
'If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it.', like the worst breakup ever but with a plane.
'We'll always have Paris.', sounds like a line from a bad soap opera but it's actually the best.
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A totally legendary thing. It doesn’t have to be from the 40s or even a movie. It just has to be so good, it feels like it’s been around forever, even if it's just some random person writing about a sock.
'This is the best fanfiction I've ever read.', sounds like someone who just discovered socks and thinks they’re magic.
‘This novel is so good, it’s like it was written by God.’, sounds like someone who just read it once and didn’t sleep for a week.
‘This is a classic, and I’ve never even heard of it before.’, sounds like someone who just got a 100 on a test they didn’t study for.
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Super cool, like the guy who made it. You can use it as a noun, verb, or adjective. It’s like being a rock star, but with less hair and more attitude.
'You’re so casablanca.', said by someone who just saw you walk in and immediately thought you were a rock star.
'Be more casablanca.', said by a teacher who just gave you a C and wants you to be cool.
'That song is casablanca.', said by a kid who just listened to it and now thinks he’s a rock star.
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Jules Casablancas is a total legend. He’s got a voice that makes you want to dance, write songs, and probably smoke a cigarette while doing it. He’s got looks, talent, and a mom who was Miss Denmark. That’s not even fair.
'Jules Casablancas is the best.', said by someone who just saw him on stage and now thinks he’s a god.
'He’s like a god.', said by someone who just listened to his voice and now thinks he’s a god.
'Jules Casablancas is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen.', said by someone who just looked at him and now thinks he’s a god.
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The most attractive guy in music. He’s got everything: the voice, the face, the fashion, and the attitude. He drinks, he smokes, and he does it all with style. That’s not even fair.
'He’s the most attractive guy in the world.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks he’s a god.
'He looks like a rock star.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re a rock star.
'He’s like a movie star.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re in a movie.
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He’s the singer of The Strokes, and he’s way cooler, sexier, dirtier, and a better singer than you are. He’s a rock god, and you’re just a normal person who thinks they’re cool.
'He’s cooler than me.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re a normal person.
'He’s sexier than I’ll ever be.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re ugly.
'He’s a rock god.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re just a normal person.
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