A Carter Fish

He let me take a bite of his balls at the park. I had to wash my mouth out with soap.

My cousin tried to eat a Carter Fish and got stuck. He looked like a sad raccoon.

At the party, the guy next to me was a Carter Fish. I had no choice but to nibble.

She licked his privates like they were a popsicle. He didn’t even flinch.

My brother had to lick a Carter Fish for a bet. He’s still mad about it.

At the bar, the guy behind me was a Carter Fish. I got a front-row seat.

He let me chew on his private parts like they were gum. I had to spit it out later.

At school, my friend had to chew on a Carter Fish. He cried like a baby.

My uncle is a Carter Fish. I had to chew on him for a whole hour.