A Carlton

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A fake holy man who talks out of his ass and thinks he's better than everyone. He's a weaboo with a god complex and a side chick. He lies so much he should have a religion called 'Thundercunts'.
@CarltonFan101: Carlton just claimed he's a god. I saw him eat a taco and it was average.
DM: Carlton told the church he can use a dildo. They believe him. I don't.
Carlton blocked someone just to look cool. It didn't work. He's still a fake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid dance that looks like a chicken with a bad haircut. Everyone thinks Carlton invented it, but he probably copied it from a chicken.
Carlton danced in the middle of the grocery store. No one knows why.
At the party, Carlton did the dance. People left. It was that bad.
Carlton tried to dance to 'It's Not Unusual'. It was like watching a chicken do the twist.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone breaks out into a stupid dance during a song, like Carlton, and you have to watch it. It’s annoying and you can't leave.
Carlton started dancing in the middle of class. No one cared.
During the concert, Carlton danced. It was like a bad dream.
Carlton danced in the DMs. It was worse than the first time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who looks good in bed and is fun to be with, but he doesn’t always stay faithful. He’s a bit of a player, but he's still hot.
Carlton cheated on his girlfriend. But he was still hot.
He said he’d be faithful. Then he went to the bar.
Carlton was the best in bed. But he had a side chick. Still, he was hot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who will take punches for his friends and doesn’t stab you in the back. He’s like the best friend you ever had, but he’s also a bit of a softie.
Carlton got punched for me. I owe him a taco.
He took the beatings for me. I called him my hero.
Carlton was there when I needed him. He never stabbed me in the back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A black guy who acts like he’s white. He follows all the fake white rules and thinks he’s better than everyone else. It’s annoying.
Carlton acts like he’s rich. He’s not. He just thinks he is.
He talks like he’s white. But he’s not. It’s fake.
Carlton is the worst stereotype. He’s a fake white man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who’s super generous and always puts his friends first. He’s like a walking positive energy, but he’s also a bad driver who never charges you.
Carlton drove me everywhere. He never charged me. He’s a bad driver.
He gives you everything but never takes anything. He’s generous.
He’s like a walking good vibes. He also drives like a chicken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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