Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who is totally off the wall, always laughing like a maniac, and never stops being a total idiot.

@joeysmack u the most funniest a card ever seen

My cousin is an a card and he once danced in a chicken suit at a funeral

My teacher calls me an a card because I laugh at everything including my own bad jokes

2

A guy who’s never had his backside touched and is probably terrified of it. Used when someone finally gets to take that virginity.

You’re the anal virgin and I’m about to ruin your life

I’m gonna take your anal virginity and you won’t even remember your name

You’ve been an anal virgin for 20 years and it’s time to stop being a total loser

3

A person who acts like they’re in their own weird little world, and no one else matters.

My neighbor is an a card and he talks to his plants like they’re his best friends

She wears socks with sandals and calls it a fashion statement

He once tried to explain quantum physics to a dog

4

When you get stopped at a club or casino because you’re too young and they won’t let you in.

I got checked for ID at the club and I had to show my birth certificate

The bouncer asked for my ID and I didn’t have it, so I ran away

My friend got checked for ID and he was so nervous he peed his pants

5

When you steal someone’s credit card info and use it to buy stuff without them knowing.

I carded my mom and bought a PS5 and she didn’t find out until next month

He carded me and I got a bunch of pizzas and I didn’t even know

I carded my teacher and bought a whole bunch of snacks for the class

6

When you use stolen credit card info to buy stuff online and then get scammed when it gets revoked.

I got scammed by carding and my V-Bucks got revoked

I carded my friend and then got scammed for 100 bucks

I carded my brother and now he’s mad because he got scammed

7

When something is totally going to happen and it’s like it’s written in the stars.

It’s in the cards and I’m going to win the lottery

It’s in the cards and my crush is going to ask me out

It’s in the cards and I’m going to fail my math test