a cappella group

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A bunch of dudes who scream like they’re dying and dance like they’ve never heard of gravity, all while singing without any music. They’re like the human version of a loud, sweaty party.
My cousin’s a cappella group tried to sing at my birthday and I almost got a concussion.
They performed at the mall and the security guard called the cops.
I joined one and now I can’t hear normally.
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A group of guys who think they’re rock stars, but they just sing without any instruments and then do weird dance moves. They’re the reason your ears are sore.
Their performance was so bad, my dog started barking at them.
They sang in the school hallway and the teachers got angry.
I tried to join and my voice cracked like a sidewalk.
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A gang of guys who sing like they’re on fire and dance like they’ve been drinking for hours. They’re the reason your brain hurts after a show.
They sang at my brother’s wedding and the priest had to stop the ceremony.
Their dance moves are worse than my mom’s cooking.
I watched them perform and I want to die.
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A team of guys who shout like they’ve been yelled at by their moms and move like they’re trying to escape a jail cell. They’re the reason your ears are melting.
They performed in the park and people ran away.
I tried to sing with them and my throat felt like it was on fire.
Their group is louder than my brother’s car alarm.
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A bunch of guys who sing like they’re being tortured and dance like they’ve been given a free ticket to chaos. They’re the reason your soul is screaming.
Their show was so bad, I had to leave and go home.
I tried to sing with them and I now sound like a dying goat.
They sang in my classroom and the teacher had to call my mom.
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