a cappella

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A type of music where people sing without any instruments, just their voices and probably a lot of bad decisions.
My friend tried to do a cappella at a party and sounded like a dying cat.
The guy in the choir thought he was Beyoncé. He wasn't.
My sister did a cappella in front of the whole school. It was like listening to a broken kazoo.
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When you go at it without a condom and it's just you and your partner being loud and probably regretting it later.
My cousin and his girlfriend did a cappella in the back of a car. The neighbors called the cops.
My brother did a cappella in the kitchen. My mom was not happy.
My neighbor did a cappella at 2 a. m. I can't sleep.
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Singing with just your voice and maybe a little help from some random people, but nothing fancy or cool.
The group tried to do a cappella at the talent show. It was like a bunch of kids yelling in unison.
My friend’s cappella performance was just him screaming and his dog barking.
The class did a cappella and it sounded like a fight broke out.
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Everyone thinks a cappella is just a fancy word for singing without instruments, but it's actually a big insult to real singers who don't need help from rappers.
My teacher said a cappella is not for rappers. He was wrong. It's for everyone.
The guy on the internet said a cappella is wrong. He's a bad singer.
My friend's teacher said a cappella is just singing. She's a bad teacher.
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Singing like it's a chapel, but instead of prayer, you just yell really loud and hope no one hears you.
My mom did a cappella in the church. The priest was confused.
My brother did a cappella in the chapel. It was like a scream festival.
My friend did a cappella in the chapel. People left.
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College kids trying to sound cool by just yelling and hoping the original song was bad enough to make it worth it.
My college friends did a cappella and it sounded like a group of drunks screaming.
The college group did a cappella and the original song was better.
My cousin’s college group did a cappella and the only good part was the soloist.
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A mix of gospel, hip-hop, and everything else, but just using your voice and nothing else. Like you're trying to be cool but you're not.
The guy tried to do a cappella and mixed gospel with hip-hop. It sounded like a confused kid.
My friend did a cappella and mixed everything. It was confusing.
The group did a cappella and it sounded like a party with no music.
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