A Capollo

He said he’d do it in the back of a van. I said, 'Bring the van.'

She texted me: 'No condoms. No questions. Just come.'

They had sex in the park. The cops called it a 'public service.'

He said, 'I’m not wearing anything.' I said, 'Neither am I.'

She sent a DM: 'No protection. No problems. Just pure chaos.'

They had sex on a bus. The driver said, 'I’m gonna need a new bus.'

He said, 'No condoms. No regrets.' I said, 'That’s my kind of man.'

She texted me: 'We’re going all in. No turning back.'

They had sex in a restaurant. The waiter said, 'That’s the best order I’ve ever seen.'