A Cannoli

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A cannoli is a tube-shaped Italian dessert that’s stuffed with creamy ricotta and sometimes chocolate chips. It’s like a pastry burrito for your mouth.
I ate three cannoli and now my face looks like a pie fight.
My aunt’s cannoli is so good, it makes my cousin cry.
That cannoli was so full of chocolate, it should’ve been called a cannoli-nap.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Cannoli are like Italian pastries that can replace guns in a fight. They’re just as deadly, but way more delicious.
I brought cannoli to the gang war instead of bullets. They were confused, but then they ate them and got distracted.
My cousin tried to shoot me with a cannoli. It was like getting hit with a cream bomb.
Cannoli fight was the best part of my birthday.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cannoli is a pastry filled with cream and chocolate, like a sugary prison for your mouth.
This cannoli is so good, it’s like my mouth got a promotion.
I ate a cannoli and now my taste buds are on vacation.
That cannoli was so rich, it made my stomach do the cha-cha.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cannoli is when a woman gets filled with cum from both ends, like a double-sided creampie.
That girl got a cannoli from her boyfriend and her dad at the same time. It was a full-blown creampie party.
He gave her a cannoli and now she’s leaking cum from both sides.
She got a cannoli and now she’s like a cum fountain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cannoli is when you pull out during head and shoot cum in your partner’s nose, filling it up like a pastry.
He pulled out and shot cum in her nose. It was like a cannoli explosion.
I got a cannoli in the face and now I smell like a cum-filled pastry.
She got a cannoli from his nose and now she’s got a cum-filled breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cannoli is a slang term for smoking weed. It’s like saying you’re a fatass instead of a stoner. It’s a fancy way of being lazy.
I said I was eating cannoli, but really I was just high.
My mom thinks I’m eating cannoli, but I’m actually smoking weed.
Cannoli is just a fancy way of saying I’m a stoner with a good excuse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cannoli is a weird sex act where a woman with a yeast infection scrapes her cream with a spatula and stuffs it in a man’s foreskin. Then she adds a tampon for extra flavor.
She used a spatula on me and then stuck a tampon in my foreskin. It was like a cannoli nightmare.
He got a cannoli from his girlfriend and now he smells like yeast and tampons.
She gave me a cannoli and now I feel like I was dipped in cream and tampons.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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