A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

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The best song in the whole wide world. You don't just listen to it, you scream it at the top of your lungs like you're on fire.

My mom heard it once and started singing it in the grocery store.

I tried to text it to my crush, but my phone exploded.

My dog howled like it was trapped in a haunted house.

This song is so good, it should be the national anthem. It makes you feel like you can conquer anything, even your math test.

I played it during my mom’s funeral and she came back from the dead.

My teacher made us listen to it and we all passed the exam.

I danced to it in the middle of the mall and got yelled at by security.

A goddamn masterpiece. It’s like the universe screamed this song into existence just for you.

I listened to it in the shower and my shampoo turned into glitter.

I texted it to my ex and he started crying in the middle of a pizza shop.

I sang it in traffic and the cops gave me a free donut.