A Canceling

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Getting canceled is like getting thrown off a cliff by a bunch of angry pigeons because you said something stupid on Twitter.

@celeb1: 'I'm not canceled, I'm just having a moment.', 20 minutes later, 10,000 people are laughing at her.

My crush got canceled for liking the wrong meme. Now he's stuck with the wrong meme forever.

The kid who posted 'I eat cereal for dinner' got canceled by the entire school.

To cancel someone is like telling them they’re a bad pizza, and then telling everyone to stop eating pizza.

My mom canceled my dad for forgetting her birthday. Now she eats cereal for dinner and doesn't talk to him.

My friend canceled his crush because he said 'I like you' to the wrong person. Now he's stuck with the wrong crush.

My teacher canceled the whole class for talking too much. Now we have to do 100 push-ups.

Canceling is when you use Twitter like a megaphone to scream that someone is the worst person ever, just because they said something dumb.

@celeb2: 'Why is everyone canceling me? I just said I like tacos!', 500 people replied with 'You’re not even a real taco lover.'

My crush canceled me because I said 'bacon is better than pizza.' Now he's with the pizza lover girl.

My teacher canceled me for not doing my homework. Now I have to do 100 push-ups and write an essay about why I’m the worst student.

In fighting games, a cancel is like interrupting your friend mid-sentence to say something even dumber.

In fighting games, I canceled my attack with a punch and then got knocked out. My friend said 'You're not even a real fighter.'

I canceled my combo with a spinning kick and landed a punch. My friend was confused and then got knocked out.

My friend canceled my attack and then did a combo that knocked me out. I said 'That was the worst cancel ever.'

To cancel someone is to say they're so bad, they're not even worth your time, and then you tell everyone.

My crush canceled me for liking the wrong person. Now I'm stuck with the wrong crush and the wrong person.

My mom canceled my dad for not doing his taxes. Now he has to do 100 push-ups and write an essay about why he’s the worst dad ever.

My friend canceled me for not showing up to the party. Now I have to do 100 push-ups and write an essay about why I’m the worst friend ever.

You're canceled, you're like a broken toaster that won’t work and everyone is tired of your noise.

My crush said I was canceled for liking the wrong person. Now I’m stuck with the wrong crush and the wrong person.

My teacher said I was canceled for not doing my homework. Now I have to do 100 push-ups and write an essay about why I’m the worst student ever.

My mom said I was canceled for not doing my taxes. Now I have to do 100 push-ups and write an essay about why I’m the worst kid ever.

A person who makes a plan, invites everyone and their mom, and then cancels it because they’re too lazy to show up.

My friend made a plan to go to the park with everyone and their mom, then canceled it because they were too lazy to show up.

My crush made a plan to go to the movies with everyone and their mom, then canceled it because they were too lazy to show up.

My teacher made a plan to go on a field trip with everyone and their mom, then canceled it because they were too lazy to show up.