a can of whoopass

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A can of whoopass is like a magic punch that turns your enemy into a pile of烂肉 and regret.

I just opened a can of whoopass on my math teacher. He’s now crying in the hallway.

My brother opened a can of whoopass on my mom. She’s now hiding in the closet.

I opened a can of whoopass on my pizza. It was delicious, but I got a stomach ache.

A can of whoopass is when you're about to get your face smashed like a rotten tomato.

My friend opened a can of whoopass on me. I now have a black eye and a broken nose.

My dog opened a can of whoopass on my neighbor. The neighbor ran away screaming.

I opened a can of whoopass on my brother. He's now in the hospital.

A can of whoopass is when you're about to get your ass kicked so hard, your grandma will feel it.

I opened a can of whoopass on my dad. He’s now in bed with a broken leg.

My friend opened a can of whoopass on his mom. She now has a bruised face.

I opened a can of whoopass on my teacher. He’s now crying in the supply closet.

A can of whoopass is like a foot stuck so far up your ass, your grandma will think it's a new recipe.

I opened a can of whoopass on my brother. His face is now purple.

My friend opened a can of whoopass on his dog. The dog ran away howling.

I opened a can of whoopass on my neighbor. She’s now on the floor.

A can of whoopass is when you're about to get your face beaten like a pancake.

I opened a can of whoopass on my friend. His face is now flat.

My mom opened a can of whoopass on my dad. He’s now in the hospital.

I opened a can of whoopass on my teacher. He now has a broken nose.

A can of whoopass is when you're about to get your ass kicked so hard, your grandma will be jealous.

I opened a can of whoopass on my brother. He now has a black eye.

My friend opened a can of whoopass on his dad. He now has a broken leg.

I opened a can of whoopass on my teacher. He now has a broken nose.

A can of whoopass is like a magical punch that turns your enemy into a pile of烂肉 and regret.

I opened a can of whoopass on my math teacher. He’s now crying in the hallway.

My brother opened a can of whoopass on my mom. She’s now hiding in the closet.

I opened a can of whoopass on my pizza. It was delicious, but I got a stomach ache.