Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Raping a clueless idiot with a wooden banana while trying not to drop an egg on your nose.

My cousin got raped by a wooden banana and cried like a baby.

I watched a guy get egg-ed on his nose and it was hilarious.

Cameron’s banana rape skills are legendary.

2

The coolest guy ever, but if you mess with him, he’ll beat you up and tell your mom.

He beat up a kid who made fun of him.

He told my mom about my bad grades.

He threatened to beat up my brother for stealing his pizza.

3

A broken guy who gives you everything he has, but he’s been through hell and doesn’t need more drama.

He gave me his last dollar and cried.

He stayed up all night to help me with homework.

He gave me a hug and said, ‘Don’t break me again.’

4

A pale ghost who haunts your dreams and makes you do stupid stuff.

I saw him in the bathroom and screamed.

He made me eat a whole pizza by myself.

He haunted my math test and I failed.

5

A sweet guy who loves memes, games, and gives the best hugs ever. Don’t let him go.

He gave me a hug that felt like a pillow.

He played video games with me for hours.

He sent me a meme about my bad hair day.

6

A silly guy who tells bad jokes, loves his girlfriend, and can be serious when he wants to be.

He told a joke about my dog and it was terrible.

He gave his girlfriend a flower and it was cute.

He got mad at me for stealing his snack.

7

Testing a battery by using it until it dies, and doing it super fast.

He used his phone until it exploded.

He played a game for 10 hours straight.

He turned on his flashlight and it died in 2 minutes.