A Calvin special

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To make the opposite gender go weak in the knees with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like a neon sign screaming 'look at me'; to have wild sex in the drug store with strangers because you're cocky and high on life; to use your tongue like a monster in your pants and around your private parts.
He walked into the store and the whole pharmacy turned into a love hotel.
She saw him and dropped her bag of candy and ran out.
He licked his own elbow and the cashier passed out.
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To make the opposite sex swoon with your looks and your junk hanging out like a billboard; to have sex with strangers in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just doing it; to use your tongue like a snake on your privates and around them.
He came in, and the whole store stopped to watch him walk.
She fainted when he winked at her.
He licked his own foot and the manager called the cops.
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To get the opposite sex hot with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it’s on fire; to have random sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're not even trying; to use your tongue like a dragon on your privates and around them.
He walked in, and the store went silent like a church.
She dropped her phone and ran out screaming.
He licked his own ear and the clerk cried.
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To make the opposite sex melt with your looks, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a firework show; to have wild sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just having fun; to use your tongue like a monster on your privates and around them.
He walked in and the whole store started a group chat about him.
She dropped her bag of chips and stared at him.
He licked his own nose and the security guard called his mom.
5
To make the opposite sex lose their minds with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a concert; to have random sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just being you; to use your tongue like a dragon on your privates and around them.
He came in and the store turned into a love festival.
She dropped her phone and started a TikTok about him.
He licked his own thumb and the clerk fainted.
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To make the opposite sex go wild with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a parade; to have sex with strangers in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just having a good time; to use your tongue like a snake on your privates and around them.
He walked in and the store turned into a party.
She dropped her bag of snacks and ran out screaming.
He licked his own knee and the manager got a promotion.
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