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A Calvin is someone who cries so hard they end up drunk, alone, and jerking off with their own tears as lube. It’s basically a cry-fest with a side of bad decisions.
My ex is a Calvin. He cried so much he passed out drunk on the couch.
I saw my uncle at the bar. He was a Calvin. Drunk, alone, and crying into his beer.
My dog is a Calvin. He cried so much he got a runny nose and started licking the floor.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Calvin is a total bad-ass. You know he’s a BAMF when he shows up and everyone else gets scared.
Calvin showed up to the fight. Everyone ran. He’s a BAMF.
At school, Calvin beat up three guys. Total BAMF.
Calvin is a BAMF. He can beat up a whole class by himself.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Calvin is a guy who is nice, funny, smart, and kind of shy. But girls fall for him because he’s hot and he smiles a lot.
Calvin is so hot, my sister is obsessed with him.
He’s funny and smart, and he smiles all the time. He’s a Calvin.
He’s shy and smart. I like him because he’s a Calvin.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Calvin is a perfect guy who’s smart, funny, and has a dream. He’s the kind of guy you never want to lose.
He’s got a dream and he’s smart. He’s a Calvin.
He’s perfect and you never want to lose him. He’s a Calvin.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you fall in love. He’s a Calvin.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Calvin is a guy who’s skinny, tall, funny, and has a huge smile. He’s easy to love, but he has a lot of hoes.
He’s funny and tall. He’s a Calvin.
He’s got a huge smile and a lot of hoes. He’s a Calvin.
He’s easy to love, but he has a lot of hoes. He’s a Calvin.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Calvin is a cool guy who plays sports and treats girls right. He’s smart and kind.
He plays sports and treats girls right. He’s a Calvin.
He’s smart and kind. He’s a Calvin.
He’s cool and treats girls right. He’s a Calvin.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Calvin is a shy, awkward, smart guy who gets good grades and stays quiet. He’s a nice guy who can take a punch.
He’s smart and shy. He’s a Calvin.
He gets good grades and stays quiet. He’s a Calvin.
He can take a punch and still be shy. He’s a Calvin.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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