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When you peed on a couple while sleep walking and then woke up like nothing happened and laughed at them for being gross.
I peed on my ex and her new boyfriend. I didn’t even know they were there.
I woke up and laughed at my friend’s face. He had no idea what just happened.
I peed on a couple at the park. They ran away screaming. I thought it was funny.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best guy ever. He’s shy at first but then he goes insane and makes you laugh all day. He’s also super sweet and will do anything to see you.
He texted me 10 times a day just to say hi. I was like why? Then I realized I loved him.
He was the shy kid in class but then he became the loudest in the room. I loved that.
He came to my house just to hang out. I thought he was crazy but I liked it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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That’s me. I’m the guy who says it’s me and then acts like it’s normal.
I said it’s me and then went back to my game. No one believed me.
I told my friend it was me and then he laughed at me.
I said it’s me and then walked away. No one even cared.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who everyone loves. He’s popular, sexy, and will do anything to make you happy. He’s also super protective and never lets anyone mess with you.
He showed up at my school to ask me out. I was shocked and flattered.
He protected me from my ex. He said he would fight him if he needed to.
He came to my house just to check on me. I thought he was cute.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who wakes up every day and says, ‘I am the most disgusting person ever.’ He’s so crazy but everyone loves him.
He said, ‘I am the most disgusting person ever.’ Then he went to class and nobody believed him.
He said he was the worst person ever and then laughed at me.
He woke up, said he was the worst, and then went to the store to buy candy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who’s perfect in every way. He’s funny, handsome, and he’ll make you happy every day.
He made me laugh for hours. I thought he was perfect.
He came to my house and I thought he was the best guy ever.
He’s the guy everyone wants to be with. I knew that the second I met him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who will always help you. He’s sweet, funny, and he will never stop making you happy.
He helped me with my homework and I fell in love with him.
He stayed up late just to talk to me. I thought he was amazing.
He was there for me when I was sad. I knew he was the one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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