A CALLE

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A Calle is when you bang someone from your class so much, the whole school knows, and you get kicked out for being a dirty, stupid mess.

I had sex with my crush 10 times. Now I’m in the principal’s office.

My classmate and I made out in the hallway. Now we’re both on suspension.

I got caught having sex in the bathroom. I’m never going back to that school.

To say something happens before it even starts, like you know the ending of the movie before it’s even on.

I knew the ending of the movie before it even started. I was right.

I told my friend the sports result before the game even happened. I was annoying.

I said the last beer was mine before anyone even touched it.

When you guess something happens before it does, then act like you’re a genius when you’re right, even if it was something dumb.

I said the dog would win the race. I was right. I’m a genius.

I guessed the chicken would come home to roost. I was right. I’m amazing.

I said the pizza would be cold. I was right. I’m a legend.

Claiming something for yourself before anyone else even thinks about it. Like the last piece of pizza, or the best seat in the bus.

I called the last piece of pizza. I ate it before anyone else could.

I called shotgun. I got the front seat. I’m a legend.

I claimed the last soda before the gym class even started.

When you quit the job, the game, or the task, just because you’re too lazy to keep going.

I called it a day after working for three hours. I’m tired.

I quit the game after losing the first round. I’m a quitter.

I left the project because I didn’t want to do anything else.

When you do the task, but you’re too lazy to actually do it right. You just barely get it done.

I did my homework, but I just copied the answers. I didn’t even try.

I cleaned my room, but I left the clothes on the floor. I’m lazy.

I did my math problems, but I got all the answers wrong. I’m a disaster.

Just ask Big Ro. He knows everything, even if he doesn’t.

I asked Big Ro what the answer was. He said 42. I believed him.

I asked Big Ro about the test. He said it was easy. I failed.

I asked Big Ro about the pizza. He said it was delicious. It was.