Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you treat your soldiers or employees like crap just because you're a bitter, whiny little pissant who thinks they're beneath you.

Boss: 'You’re all failures!' Employee: 'I’ve had it with this shithole.'

Manager: 'I’m the boss, so I can talk down to you like you're a toddler.'

Boss: 'I’m getting revenge on you because I had a bad day.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

2

In Ultimate Frisbee, you catch a disc in your endzone and get a point. It’s the best part of the game.

Player: 'I caught it! I got a point!' Team: 'Yes! We’re winning!'

Player: 'I did it! I'm the best!'

Player: 'I caught it! I’m the king of Frisbee!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

3

A guy who’s part of the dream team. He runs the server, but he’s too shy to show his face or talk. He’s hilarious just by typing weird messages in chat. His skin is Captain America in a reindeer onesie.

Chat: 'I’m the best server operator, and I don’t even show my face.'

Chat: 'I’m funny just by typing.'

Chat: 'Captain America in a reindeer onesie? That’s my skin.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

4

A friend of Georgenotfound and dreamwastaken. They’re all in the same weird group.

DM: 'I’m friends with Georgenotfound.'

Chat: 'I’m friends with dreamwastaken.'

Comment: 'We’re all in the same weird group.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

5

Using your left hand to mess with a clueless girl’s snatch while she’s trying to be funny. It's the most annoying thing ever.

Guy: 'I’m messing with your snatch!' Girl: 'What the hell?'

Guy: 'I’m using my left hand to flitter your snatch!'

Girl: 'I was trying to be funny. Why are you touching me?'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

6

The shirt a pretty girl is wearing in an ad. It’s the same brand as the one on your screen. It doesn’t always work.

Ad: 'She’s wearing our shirt!' Viewer: 'That’s the same brand as mine.'

Ad: 'That shirt looks good on her.' Viewer: 'I have that shirt too.'

Ad: 'That girl looks good.' Viewer: 'She’s wearing our shirt.'

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7

The most beloved person in the entire world. Everyone loves them, even if they're a total idiot.

Fan: 'He’s the best!'

Friend: 'He’s the most beloved person in the world.'

Comment: 'Even though he’s an idiot, he’s beloved.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago