A call with a friend in Vienna

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A secret meeting to blow your nose with expensive powder.
I told my friend I was coming over to sniff some fancy dust.
We agreed to meet at the pharmacy instead of the café.
She brought the salts, I brought the trash bag.
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A fancy way to say you're both too high to talk.
We met up and just stared at each other like we were on different drugs.
He said hello, I said 'meh' and started sniffing.
We didn’t even notice the time had passed.
3
A sneaky excuse to avoid doing actual work.
I told my boss I had a meeting with my friend in Vienna.
We both snorted salts and pretended it was a business strategy.
The boss left, we stayed and watched cat videos.
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