A Call For An Uprising

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A Youtuber so annoying they make riots look like a nap time.
The moment he started his rant about cereal, I almost threw my phone out the window.
His face is the reason why I don't eat cereal anymore.
I tried to ignore him, but his voice came through my headphones like a curse.
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A Youtuber so important, they’re basically the glue holding the internet together, and it’s weak.
Without him, the internet would fall apart like a bad pizza.
He’s the reason my friends and I still talk about stuff.
He’s like the internet’s best friend, and we all know best friends are sacred.
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A Youtuber so good, they could end world wars if they wanted to, but they just want snacks.
He could’ve saved the world, but he chose snacks over peace.
He’s the only person who could’ve stopped the war with a single cereal ad.
He’d rather fight for snacks than fight for the world.
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