A Caldana

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A tiny party where everyone talks too much and no one leaves.
My cousin’s A Caldana was just me and her dog. We talked for three hours about her dog’s bad breath.
At my A Caldana, my friend spilled wine on my shirt and then laughed at me for the rest of the night.
My A Caldana was so loud, my neighbor came over and asked if we were having a war.
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A group of people crammed into one room, like a meatball in a saucepan.
My A Caldana had six people in a kitchen. It felt like a meatball in a saucepan.
At my A Caldana, the pizza got cold and no one noticed.
My A Caldana was so packed, I had to elbow my way out like a criminal.
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A party where everyone shows up, but no one brings anything.
My A Caldana had eight people and one bag of chips. That was it.
At my A Caldana, the only thing I brought was my opinion, and no one wanted to hear it.
My A Caldana was like a group of friends who forgot how to bring snacks.
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A little get-together where people talk like they’re on a mission.
My A Caldana had me, my mom, and my dog. We talked like we were planning a heist.
At my A Caldana, my friend kept saying, 'This is the best one yet!' and no one disagreed.
My A Caldana had me arguing with my brother about who had the better haircut.
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A mini party where everyone acts like they’re important.
At my A Caldana, my friend started a debate about who had the best phone.
My A Caldana was like a mini celebrity event, and I was the fan.
At my A Caldana, my mom tried to take a selfie with everyone and failed.
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A small bunch of people who all talk at once, like a screaming match but friendlier.
My A Caldana was just me and my friends, and we all talked at the same time like we were in a fight.
At my A Caldana, my friend’s dog barked and no one noticed.
My A Caldana was so loud, my neighbor thought we were having a concert.
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