A Caitlin

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When you try to kiss someone, shut your eyes, and end up kissing their face, neck, or chin instead of their mouth. Total disaster.

You tried to kiss your crush and ended up kissing their forehead. #facepalmdrama

He closed his eyes and kissed my cheek. I was confused. #facepalmdrama

I tried to make out with my crush and ended up kissing their chin. #facepalmdrama

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A Caitlin is a holy being who can read your mind, knows your secrets, and will protect you with everything she has. But if you tick her off, she'll scream at you and then cry in the corner.

My friend Caitlin protected me from bullies. Then she cried because she was so tired. #holybeing

Caitlin knew I was lying. She called me out and then cried. #holybeing

Caitlin saved my life. Then she cried for three days. #holybeing

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Caitlin is a kind, smart, and fun person who will always be there for you. She’s like your best friend, your therapist, and your mother all in one.

Caitlin helped me through my breakup. She was like my mom and my best friend. #bestfriend

Caitlin was my therapist and my best friend. She’s amazing. #bestfriend

Caitlin was my mom, my therapist, and my best friend. #bestfriend

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A Caitlin is a purple dinosaur who is totally awesome and totally magical. She’s like a unicorn, but with more glitter and fewer horses.

My friend Caitlin is a purple dinosaur. She’s magical. #dinosaur

Caitlin is a purple dinosaur with glitter. #dinosaur

Caitlin is a purple dinosaur who is magical and awesome. #dinosaur

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A Caitlin is a perfect person who gets blamed for everything bad that happens. She’s like the human version of a magical purple dinosaur.

The stock market crashed. Caitlin was blamed. #blamed

Caitlin was blamed for everything. She’s perfect. #blamed

Caitlin was blamed for the crash. She was perfect. #blamed

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A Caitlin is a smart, kind, and beautiful person who is hard to love but worth it. She’s like a magical unicorn who will protect you forever.

Caitlin is beautiful and kind. She’s hard to love but worth it. #unicorn

Caitlin is a magical unicorn who will protect you. #unicorn

Caitlin is smart, kind, and beautiful. She’s worth it. #unicorn

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Caitlin is a smiling, happy person who can become sad and fragile when people mess with her. But when she grows up, she becomes a beautiful, graceful woman.

Caitlin was happy and smiling. Then people messed with her. #sad

Caitlin became sad and fragile. Then she grew up and became beautiful. #sad

Caitlin was fragile and sad. Then she became a graceful woman. #sad

by Slangipedia 16d ago